Joke of the Day

Here's the Brownsville joke of the day.

Elon Musk walks into a bar and sees Brownsville sitting at the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with me for 30 million dollars?"

"Sure!" Brownsville excitedly exclaims.

"Would you have sex with me for 30 dollars?" Replies Musk.

Disgusted, Brownsville scoffs at him and says, "Absolutely not! What do you think I am?"

"Well, we've established that already," says Musk. "Now, we're just negotiating price."

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